Indications you really should lose weight

When you pop to the loo, park gracefully, with gossamer delicacy upon the plastic seat and contemplate the peaceful serenity of the cubicle, until a sharp crack akin to the report from a high powered hunting rifle is instantly followed by a sudden drop in altitude of a couple of inches as you’re punched violently sideways, as though propelled by a high speed ‘T’ bone at a lethally fast road junction collision…
The most natural fear is intimate laceration, followed by how this would translate into a work place accident report. Tentative self examination confirms no injuries sustained – hi res images to confirm to follow…

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